“Maybe”

Originally Published: August 26th, 2013; Updated: June 24th, 2014 “Maybe” I probably shouldn’t have told Nina not to wear her skintight plaid pants with zippers all over the legs. It wasn’t my finest hour. But I guess that’s the beauty of hindsight; it’s only good after the fact. Now I’m left alone, with only my […]

Drunk in Love: That Time I Proposed to a Girl for Free Wine

I woke up drunk, which was pretty standard for a Friday morning in college. The night before was the annual Senior Semi-Formal; basically, it was an excuse to get dressed up like horny 18 year olds going to prom and binge-drink at a school-sponsored event somewhere in greater Ithaca. I don’t remember exactly where because, […]

Once Upon a Time in High School: “Catcher in the Rye”

***WARNING: This is the most ridiculous thing you’ll see in your lifetime. Please note that JD Salinger was not harmed during the making of this “film” 10 years ago. Although, had he known about it’s existence, he probably would have come out of hiding briefly to halt it’s production*** OK YOU GUYS. ARE YOU READY […]

The Common Cure for Uncommon Anxiety

As I’ve gotten older, I seemed to have developed new anxieties. And not just any ol’ run-of-the-mill anxieties; I’m talking about the brink-of-insanity variety. These are steroid-laden beastial anxieties that really make no sense because, really, does anxiety ever truly make sense in the first place? At least I’m self-aware. I guess I should probably […]